Oh you are awful, but I like you

Come on and do the conga
Listen to my songa
You can sing alonga
And dance the night away

Come on and do the conga
Rhythm's getting stroner
Don't wait any longer
Dance the night away

I met her at a party
She looked cool and arty
Eating apple tarty
Combing up her hair

I thought I might have kaka
Whilst playing on a nacker
I took a christmas cracker
Said grab a hold of this

Oh you are awful, but I like you

Come on and do the conga
Listen to my songa
You can sing alonga
And dance the night away

Come on and do the conga
Rhythm's getting stroner
Don't wait any longer
Dance the night away

A lady with a long nose
Said she played the bongs
So as we danced the tronga
I asked her if she'd play

We were both ecstatic
But she was quite emphatic
And upstairs in the attic
Well darling get them down

Oh you are awful, but I like you

Come on and do the conga
Listen to my songa
You can sing alonga
And dance the night away

Come on and do the conga
Rhythm's getting stroner
Don't wait any longer
Dance the night away

Then as we were dining
Candle light was shining
Bodies were entwining
Music filled the air

She looked pure and holy
Eating roly poly
I took my raviolli
Said would you like a bit

Oh you are awful, but I like you

Come on and do the conga
Listen to my songa
You can sing alonga
And dance the night away

Come on and do the conga
Rhythm's getting stroner
Don't wait any longer
Dance the night away

Come on and do the conga.....
